Porn Star 'Cora' Rushed to Hospital During Shoot: Like Mama always said, you need to be careful what you put in your mouth.
New Credit Card Bill Means Significant Changes For Consumers: As if I needed any more incentive to pay off mine and get my financial house in order....
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders tryouts today require beauty, brains: And you thought all it took was perfect teeth, a great body, and boobies to die for....
Gov. Sanford responds to my correspondence: As if any of y'all needed yet more proof that SC Governor Mark Sanford is a clueless, pampered ideologue who hates his constituents and really cares only for his own political career...well, here's your sign.
Steele: Obama 'Was Not Vetted Because The Press Fell In Love With The Black Man Running For The Office': As long as Michael Steele is the head of the Republican National Committee, Republicans have no hope- NONE- of being anything but an impotent, angry minority. You go, Mike!!
After Promising To Have Waxman 'By The Nuts,' Joe Barton Whines About Getting Beat 'Time After Time': And while we're on the subject of impotent, angry minorities....
Dem Senator Nelson Open To Filibustering Obama Court Nominee: Yeah, THE NOMINEE THAT HASN'T EVEN BEEN ANNOUNCED YET? That one. Go to Hell, Senator. Go straight to Hell. Do not pass "Go". Do not collect $200. You're an embarrassment to yourself, your party, and your country.
Bush: 'It's a liberating feeling' that I am no longer president.: And I, for one, couldn't agree more....
Some Obama Enemies Are Made Totally of Straw: Well, if you can't beat him on substance, nitpicking is always an option.
Bill Maher Dismisses Criticism From Hannity: He's Just "Terribly Sexually Repressed": Well, that would certainly explain a lot, wouldn't it?
