How KBR Killed U.S. Soldiers: It's a story that needs to be told...and isn't it time that we hold those responsible for these tragedies accountable? We shouldn't have to bury our son's and daughters as a direct result of corporate greed...especially not when they're already risking their lives to serve their country.
New Yorker Cover Created Using iPhone: Yes, it's true; Steve Jobs really is the King of the Universe.
Fed-up spectator pushes suicidal man off ledge in China: Look, if you're going to kill yourself...and make a public spectacle of it...just get on with it, already.
Monetizing Susan Boyle Proves Elusive: Really, what good is Susan Boyle if you can't exploit her for your own personal gain?
This Week In Unnecessary Censorship: WWJD...your headquarters for all things pointless, meaningless, and unnecessary!
Jesus Christ Nominated To Supreme Court; Republicans Oppose Candidacy On Principle: Wouldn't it just be like Barack Obama to nominate some bleeding-heart, Liberal judicial activist...uh, wait....
Stunning reversal: Russian economy shrinks 23 percent: Inept, clueless...and apparently built to stay that way for the long haul!
Middle School Girls Make Instructional Cartoon About How To Kill Classmate: Ah, the precious little snowflakes...aren't they just too cute for words??
Iran Arrests 104 "Devil Worshippers": I didn't know there were that many Republicans in Iran....
Brian Grazer's Divorce Finalized - Ex Gets $13.25M: Damn, dude...I would have divorced you for less than half that!!