Sotomayor Opposed By Powerful Anti-Empathy Lobby: Compassion is for losers and Liberals....
Krikorian: People should stop pronouncing Sotomayor's name correctly: And perhaps we should do the same with yours, Mr....uh...is that pronounced "dickweed"???
Sykes Mocks Media's Michelle Coverage: 'They're Waiting For Weezy': Well, the frenzy over all things Michelle Obama has long since passed silly, don'tchathink??
NOM's Latest Gay-Marriage Worry: Their Right To Deny Rights Might Be Denied: WE DEMAND OUR INALIENABLE AND UNDENIABLE RIGHT TO HATE ANYONE WHO THINKS, LIVES, OR LOVES DIFFERENTLY THAT WE DO!!! Hey, why not? It's as American as waterboarding.
Fox News Embraces Right-Wing Theory That Obama Is Forcing GOP-Owned Car Dealerships To Close: Just wait until he begins forcing GOP-owned media outlets to close. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Gillette's 'How To Shave Your Groin' YouTube Ad: You want to do WHAT with the razor? WHERE??
Debate Over Child Executions Roils Iran's Presidential Vote: Just when you might have begun to think that maybe, just maybe, Iran might become a fully functional member of the international community....
Man Calls 911 Over Orange Juice At McDonald's: Is it just me, or does this sound like an outtake from "Idiocracy"??
Hannity: We Should Take Note Of Only The Bad Things Anonymous Lawyers Have Said About Sotomayor: OK, so Sean Hannity's cherry-picking...then again, fruit IS part of a balanced diet, no??
General orders soldiers to stop committing suicide: Well, OK then...perhaps we could just play Mah Jongg or something??