May 31, 2009 4:07 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

Teens: Oral Sex and Casual Prostitution No Biggie: Hmm...we create a society that bombards teens with sexual messages 24/7...and then we claim to be surprised and outraged when those same teens begin exploring their sexuality in ways we might find inappropriate? Get a grip, willya??

Top GOP Senator Repudiates Gingrich, Limbaugh Comments About Sotomayor: "It's Terrible": So Sen. John Cornyn, Texas' most renowned empty suit, has a conscience? Who knew? I may detest him and everything he stands for, but if he steps up and does the right thing, even I'll give him props. It may have been a feeble effort, but it's a start.

More Than 20,000 Killed In Sri Lanka's Hidden Massacre: This is perhaps the worst humanitarian crisis you've never heard of.

Bush: 'The information we got saved lives': Yep, nothing quite like making broad, abstract pronouncements you can't begin to support...except with the force of your own moral certitude. Wottadick....

People like this are why HIV/AIDS is so high in Swaziland: Jeebus...why not just keep them in stocks in the village square? Or make them wear a scarlet "A"?

UN criticized over Sri Lanka: What? You mean that standing impotently by while thousands of innocent civilians are massacred is a problem??

Bush still pre-screening questions at speaking events: Because when you lack anything resembling intellectual agility or a moral center, you don't want to be thrown off stride.

"Pulling Out" Rivals Condoms, Study Says: Yet another example of an instance where recycling probably isn't a good idea.

After Waterboarding: How Can Terrorists Be Made to Talk?: So sugar-free cookies are torture? Has anyone told Dick Cheney?

Source of elevator urine found in Detroit: Oh, come on...that's why we give you coffee cups....

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