May 14, 2009 5:41 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

Former Catholic Bishop Of Milwaukee Says He's Gay: Wait for it...the weeping and gnashing of teeth from the Vatican in 4...3...2....

GOP Governors Plan New Tea Party: Well, when you have no real ideas, what else are you going to do?

Stewart Mocks Talking Heads For Defending Torture While Decrying Wanda Sykes: Nothing quite like having your priorities straight, eh??

Craigslist To Remove Erotic Ads From Site: That's just great...NOW where am I supposed to go??

"Outrage" Documentary: Activists Outing Gay Conservatives: Do Gay Conservatives deserve to be outed and exposed for their hypocrisy and double standards?? I have some mixed feelings on this subject, but if you're pushing an agenda that works against your own self-interest...well, you deserve what you get, no?

Bush Failure To Disclose Waterboarding Appears To Violate Law: I don't think I'm alone when I state that I'd love to see this sorry excuse for a human being in an orange prison jumpsuit.

Graham: Since torture techniques have 'survived for about 500 years,' 'apparently they work.': Uh, no...all it means is that for about 500 years, people have been too (&^%$#@ lazy to learn how to properly conduct an interrogation. There's absolutely no credible evidence that torture works...unless you're a Republican, in which case you believe that torture is the only thing between us and Armageddon.

Congressman Hammers Treasury: "It's Not Illegal If Wall Street Wants It": What the Lords of the Universe want, the Lords of the Universe should get.

Interrogator Ali Soufan: Bush Told 'Half-Truth' About Zubaydah's Interrogation: "Half-truth"...or, as I like to call it...a "lie".

Angry Former GOP Congressman Compares Cantor To Porn Star: Hey, guess what? People would rather listen to (and, no doubt, watch) porn stars than Republican congressmen. Perhaps there's hope for the American Sheeple after all, eh??

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