May 23, 2009 5:43 AM

Why is this man not wearing an orange jumpsuit in a federal prison?

THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD

(apologies to Keith Olbermann)

Former Vice-President Dick Cheney

It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonoured by your contempt of all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice; ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government; ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage, and like Judas betray your God for a few pieces of money; is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? is there one vice you do not possess? ye have no more religion than my horse; gold is your God; which of you have not barter'd your conscience for bribes? is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth? ye sordid prostitutes have you not defil'd this sacred place, and turn'd the Lord's temple into a den of thieves, by your immoral principles and wicked practices? Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation; you were deputed here by the people to get grievances redress'd, are yourselves become the greatest grievance. Your country therefore calls upon me to cleanse this Augean stable, by putting a final period to your iniquitous proceedings in this House; and which by God's help, and the strength he has given me, I am now come to do; I command ye therefore, upon the peril of your lives, to depart immediately out of this place; go, get you out! Make haste! Ye venal slaves be gone! So! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up the doors. In the name of God, go!

  • Oliver Cromwell, 8.20.1653

You know, it's about here that I'd normally launch into a well-constructed screed of surpassing brilliance. I'd wax philosophic and indignant about Dick Cheney's barely-concealed desire to turn this nation into a police state. But why get myself worked into a lather...when I can let Keith Olbermann do the heavy lifting for me?

This is brilliant. If you voted for George W. Bush, you are complicit in this naked thuggery and criminality...and you ought to be ashamed. Nice work, eh?

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