May 30, 2009 6:23 AM

Yet more reasons to play Russian Roulette in your bathtub

....Tom Tancredo isn't sure, but he thinks the Obama Administration may just hate White Folks. Nah...they just hate stupid people...and Tancredo has no doubt rocketed to the top of that list.

....Barack Obama snuck out of his bubble long enough to go to lunch. Let's hope he avoid the obvious elitist faux pas of putting mustard on his hamburger, eh?

....Bill O'Reilly thinks he has the perfect right to cherry-pick comments when making the arguments are ignorant, America-hatin' Libruls. Well, of course, we are, silly; without us, you wouldn't have a career. I would have thought that he'd show his gratitude by showing up at MoveOn.org's headquarters with a pair of kneepads and a tube of AstroGlide.

....Man has sex with lots of women. Doesn't use a condom. Women consent to the sex without a condom. Man knows he has HIV, doesn't tell women, women don't ask. Six of the women become infected with HIV. Jury convicts man of assault. So, did the jury do the right thing? Or should the man be given a cigarette and a blindfold and be forced to stand in front of a firing squad? You aren't going to have to think long or hard to guess where I come down on this one.

....ANYONE can hate and despise Barack Obama. Taking out a newspaper ad advocating his assassination? Now, there's some creativity at work, eh?

....So you think that your credit card company has your best interests in mind? Hey, this just might be a good time to remove your anterior from your posterior, Pancho.

....It's getting tougher to be an ignorant, self-righteous, Evangelical dickweed these days. Just ask any Mormon.

....There's uniformed, there's clueless, there's (&^%$#@ stupid. And then there's Sarah Palin.

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