...Monday was Memorial Day. Soon, we could be celeabrating National Fist Bump Day? Somewhere, E.D. Hill is crying in her beer. Say, was that a terrorist fist jab??
...What's a nine-letter word for Rep. John Culberson (R-TX)? Hmm...how about "empty suit"? The man's all for promoting less government involvement in the lives of Americans...unless you happen to be gay and want to get married. Listening to this maroon really does make everyone within earshot dumber....
...Who says that being eye candy can't help your career? Hey, if your Fox Noise Channel's Megyn Kelly...well, at least you didn't have to sleep your way to the top, eh?
...Hey, guess what, kids?? Waterboarding really IS torture! Just ask "Mancow"!! Of course, Sean Hannity, who didn't have the balls to follow through on his promise to be waterboarded, still claims it isn't torture. Repeat after me: WOTTADICK!!
...Is there anyone that Rush Limbaugh wishes to see succeed? Or does he simply get off on the idea that other may fail, thereby making him look that much better?
...Hey, he may be a Dick, but even a former Vice-President can be soothed by the power of music.
...Why is it that "White Makes Right" advocates like Pat Buchanan seem to think that power naturally devolves to White People simply because...well, that's the way it's always been.
...Todd Palin: Man, once you're a dick...you're a dick forever, aren't you?