June 4, 2009 4:07 AM

Today signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Are you like me, waiting breathlessly on the next iteration of the iPhone? Are you willing to traffic in all manner of rumors and unsubstantiated speculation merely to satiate your desire to know what, if, how, and...most importantly...WHEN?? Well, fear not, I've got y'all covered.

....Newt Gingrich exposed himself as a bigot and racist in his initial comments on Sonia Sotomayor. Since then, he's backed off his racist rant, if only slightly. Too bad he couldn't doing it before he poisoned the waters.

....Truth? Who needs truth when you have a collection of (&^%$#@ wingnuts willing to believe whatever the voices in their heads tell them to believe?

....The latest issue of Rolling Stone features Miranda Kerr Naked For Koalas. Of course, I can't presume to speak for koalas, but methinks perhaps a lot of guys will be hitting a news stand over the next couple of days.

....If this news doesn't make you weep for the future of our country, I don't know what will. Fully one-half of Americans feel that torture is sometimes justified. We really are a nations of (&^%$#@ maroons, aren't we?

....There are few things in public life more detestable than the aggressive denial of the Holocaust. Then again, in some countries, there are still people who think the Jews got what they deserved. Sady, some of these people grow up to be President...and a miserable excuse for a human being.

....Hey, guess what the Gallup Poll recently uncovered? I know that you'll be as shocked as I was to discover this, but the Republican Party is heavily White, Conservative, and...wait for it...Religious. Wow...whodathunkit??

....If you're the parent of a teenage girl, you might just want to wrap her in duct tape until she turns 18. It turns out that the new goodnight kiss is...well, you don't really want to know....

....Leave it to mi compadre Brian Kane to point us to the perfect convergence of two things that guys LOVE: boobs and explosions. Don'tcha just LOVE da Interweb??

....Great...now I get to spend the rest of the day trying to wipe these phrases from my memory bank: "Glenn Beck" and "Right-wing erotica.". Ewww....

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