....Here's a great reason not to make Dick Cheney's records public: late-night comedians might have a field day with them.
....When boarding a train, here's a suggestion: leaving your three-year-old twins on the platform is a BAD idea....
....France is giving serious consideration to banning the burqa. Cue the fatwa and the screams of righteous fury from the followers of The Religion of Peace © in 4...3...2....
...If you're reading an article that begins with, "Periodically, someone comes home to find a car in the swimming pool", you can safely assume that it's talking about Floriduh.
....If you're missing 5kg of cocaine from your boat, the Swedish police would like a word with you.
....Today's MacGyver moment: you've got a date, and you can't find a belt. No worries; Just skin Fido, and you'll have a usable belt in no time flat.
...This is what happens when you piss off the copywriters.
....Except for the 72% of Americans who support it, a single-payer health care system is a really, really bad idea. SOCIALISM!! CANADA!! BIG GOVERNMENT!! INEFFICIENCY!! SOCIALISM!!
....Because in America, all men are created equal...even if you're Gay.
....Your tax dollars at work: the federal government just paid a half-million dollars to learn why American men hate condoms. You know, I could have answered that question and saved at least $499,999 in the process.
