....There's finally some good news for Iranian women...not that it's going to last for long, of course. At least one candidate in the country's upcoming elections is vowing to reform Iran's despised anti-women laws. Instead of being considered property and having no discernible legal rights, women will now be considered sexual objects intended for the enjoyment and entertainment of men. Hey, in Iran this is what passes for "progress"....
....Perhaps it's just me, but there are few things in this world more enjoyable than watching Republicans devour their young. It just gives me a warm, tingly feeling.
....I don't think I'm breaking any new ground with this broad pronouncement, but Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-12th cent.) is a (&^%$#@ idiot. Tune in tomorrow when I'll tell you have I REALLY feel about the maroon....
....So you think you're tough? Can you break flaming bricks with your forehead? Lie still while a comrade breaks a cement block sitting on your bare chest? Lie half-naked in the snow while someone trods upon your stomach? Eat a live frog whole? No? Well, you'd never make it in the Belarussian Army. Personally, I'm OK with that.
....Yeah, so it took 25 innings...but if you have a relief pitcher who can pitch 12 1/3 innings of no-hit baseball, you'd damn well better win the game.
....If Glenn Beck and Craig T. Nelson ever got together on the same sound stage, the combined intellectual candlepower wouldn't power a vibrator...not that anyone could possibly get off on this sort of agressively ignorant, ill-informed lunacy.
....No matter how you slice it, no matter what the reason or the rationale might be, forcing children to become soldiers is a war crime. Those responsible for this, and there's plenty of blame to go around in Sri Lanka, ought to be held accountable for their monstrosity.
....Pornography is a horrible moral black hole THAT WILL DESTROY YOUR LIFE!! Think I'm kidding? Trying making it through these 10 anti-porn PSAs...and tell me if you don't come out a changed person...or a raving loon. No guarantees....
....I've been to Cleveland on business numerous times...and sometimes, you just have to admit no matter how much lipstick you put on a pig, it's still a pig, knowhutimean??
....If you're going to compete in the National Spelling Bee, you might want to be a wee bit less obvious about using a spell checker.
