June 5, 2009 5:21 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....You have to realize that the Republican Party is completely (&^%$# when Texas Gov. Rick Perry can say with a straight face, "God Bless Rush Limbaugh". Next, they retired to the Governor's Mansion, where Governor Goodhair broke out the kneepads and the AstroGlide.

....Am I the only one to experience this when playing "word association"? Someone says "Rush Limbaugh", and the only thing I can come up with is "miserable excuse for a human being"?

....You know, I never would have made the connection myself, but it seems so obvious now. Sonia Sotomayor is the Hispanic equivalent of a KKK Grand Wizard. Thanks to the brave, patriotic Council of Conservative Citizens for removing the veil of ignorance from mine eyes. Hey, wait a minute...is it just me, or does CCC seem suspiciously similar to KKK?

....Sometimes, losing doesn't mean that you can't still come out on top. Sometimes, winding up #2 can still mean there's room for you on top. Just ask Rocco Mediate.

....I learned something new today: it seems that "Cheney" is Latin for "lying, propagandizing sack of dog excrement.". And don't even get me started on his daughter....

....You might be stocking up on guns ('cuz don'tchaknow that Obama's done gonna take away yer guns??), but good luck find any ammunition to shoot stuff up with. You can have my AK-47 when you pry my cold, dead fingers...oh, never mind....

...You know, I think that if I'd had three boob jobs...well, that's the kind of information I'd probably be wanting to keep to myself....

....No matter how much I might try to convince myself otherwise: NOTHING good can come from a headline like this: Naked skateboarder regrets rooftop rant. Tastes Great!! Less filling!!

....There's an old song from the '70s that said, They say it never rains in Southern California........ Uh, well, not quite.....

....A nude photo of Carla Bruni-Sarkozy sold at an auction in Berlin for $20,000. Dude, here's three words for you: GOOGLE. IMAGE. SEARCH. I suppose a fool and his money really are soon parted....

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