June 6, 2009 5:42 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Talk about people unclear on the concept: Scott Roeder shoots a doctor...in cold blood...in his church...and he has the nerve to complain about being treated like a criminal? Well, pardon us for not strewing rose petals before you as you stride triumphantly to the execution chamber....

....If I've asked once, I've asked a thousand times. Is there a more egregious waste of humanity than Rush Limbaugh? Well, beside Scott Roeder?

....A: John Yoo opining on "excellence". Q: What is the living, breathing definition of "irony"?

....Here's something that I know will surprise all y'all: GOP Congressman are far more concerned with the interests and well-being of health insurance companies than their constituents. Well, of course, silly! Who do you think bankrolls all their attack ads?

....I just LOVE American ingenuity! We may not be able to fix our ailing economy, but damned if we can't design a bullet with a mind of it's own. That's right; you can run, but you can't hide from RoboBullet! Have a nice afterlife!!

....And while we're on the subject of unattainable fantasies, how 'bout trying this one on? So, 40 really IS the new 18, then?? ;-)

....Are you like me? Looking for a creative way to harrass Right-wing dimbulbs for the sheer entertainment value? Well, this idea goes straight to the top of my list!

....Memo to the haters who still think California's Proposition 8 was a fine piece of public policy: Sorry, but you've already lost. You just don't realize it yet. Bad karma WILL eventually catch up with you....

....You broke your what? Doing WHAT?? Dude, didja ever consider the possibility that perhaps you're just too (&^%$#@ stupid to procreate??

....Sean Hannity just hit a trifecta to be ashamed of- morally bankrupt, devoid of anything resembling a grip on reality, AND dumber than a box of hair. You'd think the DUMB@$$ would at least have the decency to be too ashamed to show his face in public. Or commit seppuku....

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