....The national soccer teams of Iran and North Korea are facing off in the championship game of the first Axis of Evil Cup. Apparently, the outcomes promises to impact the future of the entirety of humankind...and not for the better, at least as I understand it.
....So, have you ever wondered how the robe of a Supreme Court justice is made? Me, neither...but just in case you were wondering....
....Millions of American are apparently too )&^%$#@ lazy to prepare for the upcoming switch to digital TV. Eh, don't worry, they'll just end up blaming it on Barack Obama, anyway....
....Whenever I start feeling blue and fearing for the future of this great nation, I remember that I really need to be thankful for brave, selfless patriots like Newt Gingrich, who are willing to save us from the evils of paganism.
....You know the economy sucks when brothels in Nevada have to look to hire male prostitutes...and the applications coming rolling in by the sackload. Hard times, indeed....
....A Dutch doctor is providing abortions on board a ship. Hmm...how long before Operation Rescue acquires torpedoes?
....If Michael Steele has the chutzpah to refer to members of the Obama Administration as "numb nuts", that must mean he thinks he's smarter than those folks. Frankly, that thought scares the Hell out of me.
....Not only can Sarah Palin see North Korea from her front porch, she's afraid their nuclear missiles will be able to hit it.
....Happy Antichrist Day...or whatever....
....If you don't believe that history is circular, you might want to sit down for this one. Parachute pants are making a comeback. U can't touch this!! Not that you'd probably want to....
