June 11, 2009 5:17 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Remember when the Department of Homeland Security released a report warning of the increased risk of Right-wing politically-motivated violence/terrorism? Remember when the Right went batshit crazy to the point where Sec. Napolitano felt she had to apologize? Well, guess what? DHS appears to have been onto something after all. Whodathunkit??

....Barack Obama may actually STILL be a Muslim? Thank GOD for the brave selflessness of Frank Gaffney, who, when he remembers to take his medication, can ably decipher and translate Obama-speak. What he's learned ain't pretty.

....NEWS FLASH: Hate groups are growing. Man, without CBS News, I'd have NO idea that Right-wing hate groups are growing faster than Rush Limbaugh's jock itch.

....In spite of the horror of the shooting at Washington's Holocaust Museum, Glenn Beck still thinks yesterday was all about him. Yes, and you wonder why he's The Dumbest (&^%$#@ Human Being on the Face of the Planet © ....

....Here's an idea whose time has come: According to the House GOP's new energy plan, if you simply ignore global climate change, it will eventually go away. Sheer brilliance, no??

....Does the idea of putting your late pet's cremated ashes into an urn leave you recoiling at the cold, impersonal nature of it all? No worries...you can have Fluffy's ashes put into a pillow. No, that's not creepy. Not at all.

....Here's why drinking beer and exposing yourself to small children don't go together...though it is a good way to get on a first-name basis with the local constabulary.

....Man, it really sucks to be Norm Coleman these day. As if things weren't already bad enough, he's now $95,000 poorer...and the check has to be made out to Al Franken. Oh, snap!!

....Odd, isn't it? Michael Steele, an African-American not unfamiliarity with the concept of racism, seems to have no problem with engaging in racism when it serves his purpose. Remember, when Democrats do it, it's the worst sort of craven, partisan racism. When Republicans do it, it's principled leadership.

....When asked by pollsters to state whether they viewed Newt Gingrich, Dick Cheney, Rush Limbaugh, or "Nobody" as the leader of the Republican Party...yep, you guessed it..."Nobody" won.

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