....NOW Shepard Smith is worried about his email from Right-wing nutjobs becoming "more and more frightening"? After spending how many years inciting the fools and feeding their conspiracy theories? (&^%$#@ maroon....
....If you happen to be female, in Salem, OR, and someone grabs your butt...well, you're in good company.
...."Ugliest house"? Well, it does keep the Mormons and the Jehovah's Witnesses away....
...."Drunken driver speeds through a police station parking lot and stops his car between two marked cruisers to take a nap." OK, so how many bad ideas can you spot in that sentence?
....Mark Sanford's right, I suppose. It's probably not a good thing for Dick Cheney to be speaking for the GOP. Unless, you're a Democrat, of course.
....Even Jeremiah Wright will tell you that the Jews control the levers of power...especially in Barack Obama's White House. What a (&^%$#@ maroon.
....Michelle Bachmann's dream job? Leading the dance band on the Titanic.
....Dr. George Tiller's clinic is going to be shut down. Even worse, Operation Rescue wants to buy the clinic and convert it into their headquarters. So who says fear, intimidation, and murder aren't effective tools for achieving desired political ends? It no longer even matters that abortion is still legal, does it?
....OK, so if Bill Clinton was America's first Black President, then how is Barack Obama not America's first Muslim President? 'Splain that....
....All it took was one visit to Denny's for Barack Obama to scale back his goals for America. It's hard to aim high when you're trying to wash down a Grand Slam Breakfast with weak coffee.
