June 15, 2009 5:22 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Yes, 'tis far, far better to be thought a foolish, impotent, rageaholic DUMB@$$ than to be Bill O'Reilly and remove any lingering doubt. Jeebus, what a (&^%$#@ waste of humanity.

....How will we know when the recession is over? How about when underwear sales pick up?

....Someone really ought to tell Sean Hannity that there was a terrorist attack at the National Holocaust Museum this past week...because he's too busy ruminating over David Letterman joking about Sarah Palin's daughter. Then again, if you never talk about it, you never have to own up to your role into feeding and nurturing the hatred that creates domestic terrorism, do you?

....As if y'all need another reason to laugh at Bill O'Reilly's self-absorbed lunacy: now he's willing to defend gay penguins...but not gay American humans. Then again, penguins ARE cute....

....You know, whether it's a radical Islamofascist wearing an explosive vest or an angry White man shooting a doctor or a security guard in a Holocaust Museum. Terrorism is terrorism...or does being White make one incapable of terrorism?

....Man, it must suck to be Marian Hossa right about now. First you pass up millions for a chance to win the Stanley Cup with Detroit. Then you have to watch your former teammates from Pittsburgh skate with the cup...in Detroit. Ouch.

....Call me cynical, but you'd almost have to think that Dick Cheney is wishing for this country to be attacked again...just so he can say "I told you so." What a miserable (&^%$#@ excuse for a human being.

....Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's re-election in Iran may well have been fraudulent, but it hardly matters. It's still Barack Obama's fault.

....When you can seriously state that a gorilla was an ancestor of Michelle Obama, I think we can safely say that you are a miserable waste of humanity. If you had even the barest shred of decency, you'd fall on your sword and stop breathing the air that good and decent people need.

....Sen. Jon Kyl (R-AZ) is threatening to take his ball and bat and go home if Democrats don't cave to Republican demands to delay confirmation hearings for Sonia Sotomayor. How 'bout we all just tell him to go? I mean, really...does anyone even care what Jon Kyl thinks? How is he even anything resembling relevant...except to his own outsized ego?

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