....Attorney General Eric Holder is warning about the rising specter of extremist violence within our order borders. Cue the paroxysms of righteous outrage from the Right in 4...3...2....
....Is it just me, or has Frank Gaffney been off his medication just a wee bit too long now?
....Attack of the Zombie Republicans? BRAAAIIIINNNZZZZZZZZZ!!!
....How is Barack Obama like a South American dictator? I have no idea, but I'm sure that Rep. John Campbell (R-CA) will be happy to explain...once the restraints are off.
....Hey a Republican with a zipper problem? Whodathunkit??
....Hey, guys...normally I'm not big on giving relationship advice, but here's something I think we should probably all be able to agree on: setting your girlfriend on fire is a VERY bad idea.
....Remember, two Wongs still don't make a White.
....New York drivers are the nation's angriest and most aggressive? Really? Man, I had NO idea....
....If this doesn't prove that Christianity is a dangerous, subversive, and terrorist religion, I don't know what will
....Ignorance and mean-spirited vitriol in the defense of ignorance and mean-spirited vitriol is truly something to behold. I wonder if these idjits realize that David Letterman is not the problem?