June 18, 2009 5:12 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....More WWJD relationship advice for guys: the time to tell your fiancee that you were a porn star once upon a time is BEFORE the wedding.

....Sure, Iran's Presidential election was a farce and a fraud, but it's still Barack Obama's fault. Man, things are SO much easier to understand when you're a Conservative....

....Sen. John Ensign (R-NV): the very definition of rank hypocrisy. Do you think he'll follow his own advice and resign? Yeah, right; that was then. This is now. When Democrats do it, it's moral turpitude of the worst sort. When Republicans do it, it's constituent service.

....So what do you do when the people helping to plan a path out of our current financial crisis are the same ones who brought it to us in the first place. Well, I'm thinking it might just be time to head for the hills.

....When is Googling a subversive act? How about when you live in Iran and your Presidential election was stolen out from under you?

....Still think global climate change is a hoax? Of course, if you're a Republican and ignore it long enough, it'll eventually go away...right??

....Photoshop apparently has peaceful civilian applications...like making a pro-Ahmadinejad rally in Iran appear larger than it actually was. Propaganda: ur doon it rong....

....You have to know Twitter's arrived when the Obama Administration hits it up for a favor.

....Oh, in case you were wondering...and Lord knows I was...the world is scheduled to end next week. Party on, Garth....

....One in three Britons never see a dentist. If you've ever been to England, you're probably as shocked as I am...or not.

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