June 19, 2009 5:03 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....It's so refreshing in these difficult economic times to see couples working together creativelyy in order to ride out the recession. In this case, Craigslist plus prostitution equals creativity. Don'tcha just LOVE America??

....Yet another battle has been won in the struggle for marriage equality. New Hampshire just passed a law that will require senior citizens to watch Gays get married. Yay, oppression!!!

....How silly (and sad) is it when Congressional Republicans can in all seriousness equate the rebellion in Iran with their sad-sack "Party of NO" lunacy?

....When we finally learn who murdered the truth, I'm guessing it will be Bill O'Reilly with blood on his hands. What a (&^%$#@ waste of humanity....

....You do realize what President Obama's proposed new consumer protection agency represents, don't you? SOCIALISM!! NANNY STATE!! BIG GOVERNMENT!! INEFFICIENCY!! SOCIALISM!!!

....Just because 76% of American support a single-payer health care system...well, that doesn't mean a single-payer system is a good thing...right?? What do the American Sheeple know?

....So, one way to fight fire is with fire, no? If you're Bill O'Reilly and you want to fight porn, how are you going to fight porn? Well, of course, silly...by showing LOTS of porn....

....The GOP does too have a health care plan of their own...or, as TIME likes to call it, "Death by a thousand paper cuts".

....OK, so I've got my new iPhone OS 3.0. Strangely, I don't feel any sexier or better looking, and women still don't seem to gravitate toward me. Maybe I need to try downloading the OS again??

....Barack Obama is probably the first President to have to deal with a cable news network dedicated to opposing everything he does. "Fair and balanced", my ass....

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