June 22, 2009 5:20 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....So what does it mean when you have more votes than voters? No, it doesn't mean Floriduh in 2000. It might just mean Iran in 2009, though. Voter fraud is voter fraud...in ANY language.

....Democrats have a historic opportunity to exert some leadership and reshape the tone and future of health care in this country. If they had any balls, that is.

....How bad have things become for Republicans? Well, if you discount the fact that their approval ratings are at 25% , it still sucks to be a Republican these days. Yeah, karma can be a real b---h, eh?

....When George Will is taking on fellow Conservatives for being "foolish"...well, it is a lot of fun watching Republicans eat their young, isn't it??

....It's good to know that we can count on The Washington Post for hard-hitting, insightful news coverage and analysis, isn't it? Or pictures of a dog...and ruminations about how cute it is. Whatever....

....You know, things were so much easier when we just openly admitted that in America, access to health is proportional to the size of your bank account. If you're poor and you get sick...well, according to Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), you're just getting what you deserve.

....Here's a news flash: O.J. Simpson is an egregious waste of humanity and a miserable human being. And it only took Rupert Murdoch's New York Post to clear this up for us.

....This is why your vacation in Hawaii may just include a mushroom cloud courtesy of North Korea.

....Hey, guess what? Being an insensitive b---h is a lousy way to keep your day job, knowhutimean??

....Here are the Top Ten Reasons that Sarah Palin's outrage is a day late and a dollar short. The good news is that as long as vacant, brain-dead trolls like Palin are the face of the GOP, Democrats are free to shoot themselves in their collective foot...which, trust me, they will do.

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