June 23, 2009 5:26 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....I don't know about you, but I find myself highly disturbed by any headline that contains the phrase "14-year-old exotic dancer". Then again, this is Texas, so I probably shouldn't be too surprised, eh?

....America: the greatest, most powerful country in the world. Except that we can't seem to find our way clear to providing decent, affordable, and accessible health care for all Americans. What's wrong with this picture?

....So, apparently being a complete and total douchebag pays pretty well- to the tune of $500k, as a matter of fact. Dude, u r a dick, knowhutimean??

....Fox Noise Channel viewers to Shepard Smith: you're not (&^%$#@ crazy enough for us. How sad is it when we're reduced to defending a knuckle-dragging troglodyte like Smith? If Shepard Smith is all about news, then I'm the Queen of England.

....Republican ideology: the sound of a mind slamming shut.

....You do NOT want to piss Tony Mandarich off...'cuz he'll post those compromising pictures all OVER da Interweb....

....When you're a Republican and you're doing your damnedest to shoot down public health care...well, who needs truth when propaganda and inaccurate information will do the trick?

....When a Democratic President does it, it's "ignorant" and "subservient". When a Conservative columnist does it, it's "calling it as he sees it". Whatever....

....So, you think that Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is taking the chaos in Iran sitting down? Not quite....

....SC Governor Mark Sanford has his knickers in a twist, 'cuz he fears that the stimulus package will lead to slavery...and if there's one thing a rich and Conservative White man in South Carolina knows about, it's the privations of slavery.

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