....Democrats blocking fellow Democrats when it comes to health care reform? Man, with friends like these, who needs enemas??
....We love our troops, but even we have to admit that dead men don't eat ice cream.
....What does Australian Rules Football have in common with American Football? Well, it seems that both feature players who aren't afraid to air out their Johnson on live television.
....Wouldn't it be neat if everyone in Iran had a gun...'cuz Lord knows that guns have prevented fraudulent elections in Floriduh MANY times....
....When ignorance, White Supremacists, and functional illiteracy mix, this is what you get.
....So, what do you get the Lakers fan who has everything? How 'bout a life-sized Kobe Bryant bobblehead doll? And you think I make this stuff up.... ;-)
....An earthquake struck Anchorage, AK, on Monday. Contrary to initial reports, Sarah Palin's ego and sense of entitlement survived intact.
....Should we consider the possibility that it might just be time to end our ridiculous, wasteful, and uber-pointless War on Drugs?? Or do you enjoy seeing billions of tax dollars flushed down a rat hole with no end in sight?
....So, what's the Republican argument against Sonia Sotomayor? You mean besides the fact that's she's uppity, Brown, and female??
....No, you really can't use "But we got robbed by the hookers we brought back to the hotel the night before the game" as an excuse for getting embarrassed on the soccer pitch.
