....If you're planning on flying anywhere on United Airlines, you're going to have to get your own damn coffee....
....Stephen Baldwin has quit "I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here!". Apparently, he got a better offer...for a show called "I'm A Judgemental, Intolerant Christofascist...Get Me The Head Of Larry King!"
....So Jon and Kate are getting a divorce? And the new show will be called "Jon Minus 9"??
....So Chris Brown received a sentence involving no jail time...'cuz everyone knows that battering your girlfriend to the point where her face is virtually unrecognizable isn't a crime. It's just asserting your manhood and letting her know who's the boss.
....Joe Klein to John McCain: STFU, Moron. You bore me...and you're a tool.
....What is it with politicians and orange tans? John Boehner looks like he's been embalmed....
....There's fashion-forward, there's edgy, there's just plain ugly...and there are the new University of Oregon football uniforms. Is it just me...or do these guys look as if they just staged a prison break??
....Booty-baring swimsuits?? You know, I like a naked female body as much as (perhaps even more than) the next guy, but even I can appreciate a degree of subtlety. Sorry, but string doesn't really strike me as a fashion statment, knowhutimean??
....Those who can, do. Those who can't, well they kibbitz. Poorly. Like Jonah Goldberg, whose contribution to cogent political discourse ranks right up there with verbal vomit.
....How dumb is Elisabeth Hasselbeck? Well, when you consider that she apparently can't come up with decent ideas of her own and has to steal them from people who actually CAN think for themselves....
