....SURPRISE! This is what happens when you spend an entire election campaign courting Gays and Lesbians...and then proceed to break virtually every promise you made to them.
....If any of y'all doubt that Houston is a suburb of Hell...well, this ought to convince you.
....Wow...so being a self-absorbed political careerist is a bad thing??
....If you're going to get into a heated discussion with your significant other, I suppose there are worse weapons to use than Cheetos.
....Well, it's now legal precedent: Fox Noise Channel is free to lie, prevaricate, and manipulate the news for partisan advantage as they see fit. Don'tcha just LOVE America??
....Today's candidate for Headline of the Year: Naked knife-man bulldozes bus.
....Yes, we've heard the stories and the speculation (and we've listened to Keith Olbermann's tender render of the emails...but there's one thing missing. Where are the pictures of Mark Sanford's Argentinian mistress?
....If you ignore global climate change long enough, it will eventually go away. Of course, we'll probably go away as well...but at least those (&^%$#@ Librul tree-huggers won't get their way.
....What does Michael Jackson's death have in common with the Waxman-Markey clean energy bill? Well, apparently they're both tragedies
....Uh...was that Regular Baby Opossum or Diet??
