....Today's nominee for "Headline of the Year": Man+dog plunged into 'faecal lagoon. Further commentary would be superfluous.
....If you happen to find an island off the coast of the Yucatan Peninsula, Mexico would like to have a word with you.
....Hey, does this mean I can quit my three jobs??
....Revenge is a dish best served over da Interweb.
....Uh, if everyone finishes at the top, is ANYBODY really at the top? And since when is competition a bad thing??
....If the US Postal Services goes ahead with plans to close 3,200 post offices, who will be left to go postal?
....A pile of $#!&? Well, if you're John Boehner, it takes one to know one.
....You asked for it, now here it is: the best banner ad in the long, storied history of da Interweb
....Protesters use Twitter to organize gatherings in Iran. Police in New Hampshire use Twitter to collar a litterbug. Is there ANYTHING Twitter can't do??
....Here's a suggestion for the (not so) savvy investor: banks generally prefer to accept deposits in the for form of money- NOT cocaine and marijuana.