....Today's nominee for "Headline of the Year": Man+dog plunged into 'faecal lagoon. Further commentary would be superfluous.
....If you happen to find an island off the coast of the Yucatan Peninsula, Mexico would like to have a word with you.
....Hey, does this mean I can quit my three jobs??
....Revenge is a dish best served over da Interweb.
....Uh, if everyone finishes at the top, is ANYBODY really at the top? And since when is competition a bad thing??
....If the US Postal Services goes ahead with plans to close 3,200 post offices, who will be left to go postal?
....A pile of $#!&? Well, if you're John Boehner, it takes one to know one.
....You asked for it, now here it is: the best banner ad in the long, storied history of da Interweb
....Protesters use Twitter to organize gatherings in Iran. Police in New Hampshire use Twitter to collar a litterbug. Is there ANYTHING Twitter can't do??
....Here's a suggestion for the (not so) savvy investor: banks generally prefer to accept deposits in the for form of money- NOT cocaine and marijuana.
Having solved all of Fort Worth’s property and violent crimes, police there have turned their attention toward the menacing threat of Teh Gay Agenda.
After all, when you let Teh Gayz get together for a beer, the result is inevitably an uncontrollable mob of homicidal pedophiles hell bent on destroying your marriage and turning your kids gay.