....In late-breaking news that will make you want to gouge your eyes out, John Edwards and his mistress allegedly made a sex tape. Well, of course, silly wabbit. Who among us hasn't??
....Don'tcha just LOVE watching Republicans eat their young?? It seems that the "Party of NO" has become the "Party of No Sense of Irony and Self-Control."
....What does a Republican have to do in order to be able to get some quality naked time?
....Maria Chapur has finally admitted that sheshe had an affair with Gov. Mark Sanford (R-SC). Hmm...anyone know what the Spanish translation for "pencil dick" is??
....62% of Americans would like to see Sonia Sotomayor confirmed to the Supreme Court. Then again, White Congressional Repubicans ARE the best arbiters of these sorts of things, aren't they?
....Oh...apparently Michael Jackson died. Anyone else hear about this?
....Apparently, being gay in Texas is a crime. Then again, Texas is a tough place to be a second-class citizen.
....Debbie Rowe: not exactly a candidate for "Mother of the Year."
....There are times when being called a dick really should be looked at as an honor...especially when you consider who's doing the name-calling.
....My girlfriend asked me over the weekend why baseball and soccer teams can't share stadia. Here in Portland, this is no mere academic exercise. I think I did well answering the question, but I wish I'd read this beforehand...then I might really have impressed her with the depth and breadth of my accumulated brilliance and wisdom.... ;-)
