....Here's a guaranteed good time: an interview that involves the terms "GOP" and "circular firing squad." READY!! FIRE!! AIM!!
....In case you were contemplating this sort of lifestyle change, here's some incentive: vegan foods that look like poop.
....Yeah, I know; life in Bolivia sucks. Still, all is not lost, for you can always find a way to blame Barack Obama
....Republicans to Michele Bachmann: you're an idiot and a (&^%$#@ maroon. Please go somewhere and spend the evening playing Russian Roulette. NOW.
....Michael Steele: master of revisionist history. And a world-class fool.
....Sen. James Inhofe certainly didn't waste any time in insulting new MN Senator Al Franken, calling him a "clown". Memo to Sen. Inhofe: you possess all the intellectual candlepower of a tub of margarine. What's your point??
....Now Maureen Dowd is wading into l'affaire Sanford with hair advice for Jenny Sanford. Nice to know that serious journalism is still a priority, eh?
....Karl Rove has a Twitter account. Yeah, like he has anything of value to say. Perhaps Barack Obama should appoint him Ambassador to Papua New Guinea and give him a one-way ticket?
....The Dumbest (&^%$#@ Human Being on the Face of the Planet © : master of revisionist history. And an even bigger fool than Michael Steele.
....If Joe the Plumber really talked with God, he should have heard the real message: STFU. And go away. You embarrass Me.