....You know, I also found it difficult to leave my Argentine mistress behind....
....Sarah Palin's convinced that she could beat President Barack Obama if they both went on a long run. Yeah, right; he'd mop the floor with her in a debate. Which do you think is more important?
....Memo to Harry Reid: now that you have 60 votes, you no longer have any excuses. Now stop whining, stop wasting time, and get to work, 'kay?
....2252 days after The Worst President EVER © declared the end of major combat operations in Iraq, guess what? Major combat operations really ARE over. WE WIN!!! Or not....
....Yep, I always thought there was something odd about the pastries at Dunkin' Donuts.
....Never, EVER allow your dog to puke on the L train. The MTA police will (&^% you up
....If you're wondering why the sales of latex gloves have gone throught the roof in L.A., well...this would certainly explain things. It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it, right??
....Have we forgotten Iraq? Uh...who? Where??
....This just in: 2/3 of Americans are fat. Yeah, I know; I was shocked as well. Now, if you'll excuse me, my deep-fried butter is just about ready.
....How starved for attention must you be when you're reduced to sending out press releases about yourself when you on a date with an actor? LOOKITME!! LOOKITME!! IMA GONNA DO ME AN AKTOR!!
