....Today's communique from the Department of the Painfully Obvious: pets and fireworks don't always mix. Well, duh....
...."Bring Your Granddaughter To Work Day"? Not so good if your job happens to involve making drug deals.
....Bar Refaeli naked on a bed. Presented as another WWJD public service. ;-)
....Lost in all the attention paid to the passing of Michael Jackson is the real question: how (and where) is Jackson's pet chimp, Bubbles? Thankfully, CNN's Anderson Cooper is on the case.
...."Catch and release" has always been popular in Michigan. When it comes to fishing. Not so much when you're talking about sex offenders.
....So, this means I can go back to having meaningless, anonymous sex?? Thanks, Canada!!
....Bomb bomb bomb...Bomb bomb Iran. Looks like John Bolton's off his medication again....
....In case you were struggling to understand the differences between the three different vampire worlds, USA Today is here to save the day.
....You know Right-wing nutjobs have gone completely off the reservation when they're seriously accusing Barack Obama of putting forth policies that are "Bernie Madoff times a thousand." Jeebus...get a (&^%$#@ grip, willya??
....A bikini fireworks stand? What could possibly go wrong??
