....You have to know something is circling the drain when the largest state in the Union begins meeting it's financial obligations with IOUs.
....So you think one company can't possibly be evil and manipulative enough to (&^% with the entire American economy? Well, I've got two words that should change that impression: Goldman Sachs.
....The GOP may not be big on facts, but thankfully at lease one television station in Virginia has standards that even Right-wing propaganda must meet.
....If you spend your adult life married to Evil Incarnate and benefiting materially from that marriage, you simply cannot expect to escape accountability when Evil Incarnate is finally brought to justice. Man, it must suck to be Ruth Madoff these days....
....So, what would put Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) over the edge? How about daughter Meghan doing a photo spread in her underwear?
....Didja hear the one about the 2010 Census? About how the Obama Administration is going to use the information collected to send our children off the re-education camps, where they'll be used to breed the next generation of Liberal Storm Troopers? Yeah, I heard on Fox Noise Channel.
....Why is mommy moaning? Uh...'cuz you took a baseball bat to Mommy's 25-year-old lover while they were in flagrante delicto?
....You may have had a horrible day, but, trust me on this, I can top you. At least you weren't disqualified from a swimming race because your swimsuit tore, exposing your butt hole.
....Sen Jim DeMint (R-SC) might as well be a human billboard for the health insurance industry. It's not as if he's actually representing the people of South Carolina or anything.
....Jenny Sanford is clearly and without a doubt a better person than I am. She's willing to forgive her husband, Mark Sanford, for being unfaithful. Me? I'd be plotting how I'd be hanging him by his short hairs. Or maybe I'd just suspend him by his balls on a meat hook.
