July 6, 2009 5:00 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....You have to know that our criminal justice system is thoroughly (&^%$# when Bernard Madoff can hire a consultant and go prison-shopping. Since when is he even allowed to choose where he serves his 150 years??

....Sarah Palin: self-absorbed, self-interested...and she makes Mark Sanford look positively stable.

....How bad is the world economy? So bad that the Vatican is running a deficit. Cry me a river. It will be a good day when the Catholic Church is forced to hold a bake sale in order to support their corrupt hierarchy.

....Republicans believe in free speech and expression- unless that free speech and expression exposes a Republican as a self-absorbed, self-interest, unstable twit who thinks the world revolves around her.

....When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

....Nothing says "you're a second-class citizen" like the brutal murder of a gay sailor, after which the White House says "Move along; no hate crime here...."

....Local cops buy and volunteer to run a doughnut shop to keep it from going out of business. Fire up the stereotypes in 4...3...2....

....A glut of wine on the market in Australia has driven the price of wine below that of bottled water. Ah, but life is good, no?

....Coffee may reverse Alzheimer's Disease? Make mine a Venti....

....Yes, Karl Rove has his opinion about why Sarah Palin resigned...as if any of use could manage to come up with a reason why we should be paying attention to anything Karl Rove has to say.

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