July 8, 2009 6:07 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us (Portland edition)

....I never cease to be amazed at how much of Portland's sense of well-being is tied up in the fortunes of the Trailblazers. Now that the team lost out in the Hedo Turkoglu sweepstakes, prepare for some serious weeping and gnashing of teeth.

....Hey, if it's on the Internet, it must be true...right???

....If you can get your motorcycle up to 122 MPH on I-205...and live to tell about it, there ought to be a medal waiting for you once you get out of jail.

....If your religion doesn't allow for a belief in doctors or modern medicine, that's your choice; it's a free country. You're free to live with that decision, but your children shouldn't have to die because of it.

....And you thought being a stripper was a glamorous, well-paid job. Yeah, right....

....Customer service is for losers...and Portland's bus drivers certainly aren't losers.

....When is an impartial investigation of a public official NOT an impartial investigation of a public official? How about when the person being investigated in Portland Mayor (and noted horndog) Sam Adams?

....It may not be a crime to be homeless, but if you're homeless in Portland, God help you if you happen to sit on a sidewalk.

....Bike sharing: we're going to keep doing it until we get it right.

....So we done got us a Major League Soccer Team. Now what??

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