July 9, 2009 5:54 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Finally, I can offer proof positive of the dumbing down of American higher edumication: Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales (aka "Torture Boy") will be teaching political science at Texas Tech. Talk about the blind leading the blind....

....If you're Italian, 72 years old, AND you can squire a former topless model to an international summit...well, dude's my hero, knowhutimean?

....Uh, did I sleep through my political science classes? I had no idea that there was a "Department of Law" that's tasked with protecting the President from frivolous lawsuits. So Sarah Palin IS smarter than your average fifth-grader....

....Just when you'd begun to think that anti-abortion wackjobs couldn't POSSIBLY become any nuttier, well...here's your sign, y'all....

....Harry Reid to Senate Democrats: if you're trying to secure Republican support for a public health care plan, showing up with a pair of kneepads and a tube of AstroGlide is NOT a great plan

....The L.A. County Coroner still has Michael Jackson's brain. Hmm...coming soon to an eBay listing near you??

....Greetings from the dark underbelly of American politics...the best democracy money can buy!

....Apparently, self-delusion is a Bush family trait. Either that, or Jeb Bush is off his medication again.

....Hmm..."Hot Chicks Eating Burgers". So how, exactly, would this be a bad thing??

....If I had to choose how I would shed my mortal coil, falling into a vat of chocolate might not be a bad way to go.

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