....CIA Director Leon Panetta has admitted that CIA personnel knowingly lied to Congress...but it was for their own good. Sometimes, you just can't handle the truth, knowhutimean?
....Why are Southerners so fat? Well, that will happen when you invent new and different ways to fry anything you can put into your mouth.
....Hi! I'm Peter King! I'm a fool and a bigot...and I don't care who knows about my racist tendencies...'cuz being a Republican means never having to say you're sorry!
....I'll grant Victoria Jackson her right to her opinion, but if she's going to seriously compare Barack Obama to Adolf Hitler, calling her a (&^%$#@ idiot wouldn't begin to do her justice. Unfortunately, the right to free speech also means possessing the right to make a complete ass of yourself. Power to the people....
....Sen. Jim DeMint (R-SC): proof that ignorance of reality and a willingness to twist the truth are not impediments to accruing political power.
....Memo to Sen. John Ensign (R-NV): Remember, revenge is a dish best served cold...and you just got served....
....Spend some time considering the worst ideas you might conceive of...and you STILL couldn't top this one: floating nuclear plants. In Russia, no less. What could possibly go wrong??
....The latest edition to the Urban Dictionary: "Pullin' a Palin".
....What makes for a good ruling class? Well, I personally have no trouble with the idea of ruling the world....
....This just in: Anna Kournikova is still not a Jew. Adam Sandler, however, still is.
