July 12, 2009 5:18 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Should food be considered a basic human right? Not if you happen to inhabit the Far Right side of the political spectrum. I got mine; you can damn well get your own. Remember "Compassionate Conservatism"? Yeah, I know; that's SO 2000....

....If you're a Republican and you have an affair, don't worry. As long as you pay off the family of your mistress, no one will say "Boo!" Right?? Oh, and as it turns out, "John Ensign" is Latin for "lying, philandering scumbag".

....Sen. Roland Burris (D-IL) will be giving up his seat. Oh, you mean the one he did everything short of blowing Rod Blagojevich to get?

....It's official: we now know WAY too much about Gwyneth Paltrow's digestive tract.

....Unemployed? Wondering what you might be able to do in order to help make ends meet? Well, how about smelting iron ore in your microwave?

....How sad is it that John Oliver, a comedian, makes infinitely more sense that Rush Limbaughh or The Dumbest (&^%$#@ Human Being on the Face of the Planet © ?

....The Right Wing: where truth and reason go to die.

....Not many people are aware of this, but Sarah Palin is a scholar of ancient Greek philosophy. Or not.

....Congratulations to Doran Sears for setting a new world Blood Alcohol Content record...and living to celebrate it. Driving while pulling a .40? Now that's impressive, no? Well, no, it's not, really....

....So...Sarah Palin is a liar. Whodathunkit? Any Republicans care to remind me what it is you see in someone so devoid of intelligence and integrity...never mind a functional grip on reality??

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