....Welcome to Texas...unless you're gay. Oh, and if you want to kiss your partner in public, well, you can just go to New Mexico. That $#!%'s illegal here. What about the children??
....Thank God for this nation's arbiter of all that's Good, Right, and Holy, Bill O'Reilly. In this case, O'Reilly has taken it upon himself to remind President Obama that America is a Christian nation. Yeah, like you'd ever let us forget....
....Our President's books are harmful to our nation's security? Wow, I had no idea that Barack Obama was such an America-hating Librul.
....This is why I decided not to run with the bulls in Pamplona this year.
....And here I'd always thought that Jeb Bush was the "smart" Bush. Can we please get over the canard that Barack Obama is a Socialist? Or do you just enjoy airing your astonishing ignorance in public?
....Another
....Today's Caribou Barbie fashion tip: how to look like a cross between a hockey mom and a pit bull. Youbetcha!!
....Ernest Hemingway was a KGB spy? Well, that would explain "The Old Man and the Sea", wouldn't it??
....This country would be SO much better off if we just forced everyone to fend for themselves: the world according to Rep. Roy Blunt (R-MO). Yes, that sound you heard was the social contract taking one in the shorts. Somewhere, Jean Jacques Rousseau is weeping....
