....Just a suggestion: if you're going to blare your porn at full volume, don't claim to be surprised when the neighbors complain.
....Yawn...George W. Bush authorized domestic surveillance beyond anything previously disclosed. Whodathunkit? I'd get excited...if I thought someone in the Obama Administration actually had the balls to do the right thing and indict him.
....ESPN's Erin Andrews takes a little chin music...and college boys throughout the land fear for her continued hotness.
....I suppose we should all be grateful to Rep. Paul Broun (R-GA). Without he brave, insightful honesty, how would we know that a public healthcare option will kill people?
....Yeah, they're inhuman, murdering thugs...but they're OUR inhuman, murdering thugs.
....The Southern Christian Leadership Conference is all for civil rights- especially their own. God help you, though, if you happen to be gay. Lord knows you deserve to be treated as second-class citizens. Bigotry wears a $1500 suit, drives a Cadillac, and speaks in flowery language.
....General Motors is seemingly back from the dead...but is that a good thing?
....Congress: where mid-life crises go to fulfill their destiny.
....If I blog in a forest, and no one is there to read it, does it even make a sound?
....Today's candidate for Headline of the Year: Coach's Foot Attacked by Deranged Panamanian Groin. No further comment is necessary.