July 18, 2009 6:58 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....Everyone enjoys watching a good train wreck, right? Well, then you're going to LOVE listening to Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) trying to explain how Sarah Palin resigning as Governor of Alaska is consistent with principles of leadership. Once he's figured out how to do that, creating peace in the Middle East should be a breeze.

....Hey, dad...my bad. Sorry about accusing you of molesting me...and I'm REALLY sorry about those 20 years you spent in prison! So, we're good??

....Thanks to the iPhone, cheating on your spouse is now even easier. We LOVE technology, don't we??

....When you're Sarah Palin, who needs advice and wise counsel when you can make stupid decisions for silly reasons?

....A prison guard has been accused of supplying porn to inmates...something about making sure they're doing hard time....

....Calling all sushi chefs! San Francisco needs you!! NOW!!

....It used to be so much easier to be the Archbishop of Canterbury back in the day. You could hate gays and treat them like second-class citizens...and no one uttered a peep in protest. Congregations hung on your every word, thought, and command. Now? Eh, not so much.

....If your going to build your politcal bona fides on the soft sand of racism and bigotry, you can't claim to be surprised when you get called out. Et tu, Mr. Limbaugh?

....Pat Buchanan: not above advocating murder if it helps make his point and gets him some face time on the idiot box

....The top 10 reasons why this country shouldn't be getting it's unidies in a wad over the coup in Honduras.

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