July 19, 2009 11:53 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....When I'm stressed out and I need to relax, few things get me to my happy place faster than a rousing session of Naked Viking Folk Singing. You betcha!!

....If you're going to survive in jail, it helps to have a skill that other inmates find of some benefit to them. Like making tube tops, f'rinstance....

....(&^% YEAH!!!

....It's not easy financing one's Olympic dreams, especially if one competes in an obscure sport like taekwondo. I have to applaud anyone who's able to creatively finance the pursuit of said dream...even if involves opening a brothel. Whatever it takes, man....

....If only David Beckham had cared enough to open his mouth, he might have won himself a Nobel Peace Prize

....The Washington Nationals may not be able to hit worth a crap, but apparently they still know how to score.

....Here are a few of Sarah Palin's most cringe-worthy moments...AND you get to vote!

....It turns out that political sex scandals are bipartisan affairs (pun intended). Who knew? All this time, I'd been thinking that repressed Republicans were the only one with defective zippers.

....Hey, kids!! Marisa Miller gets naked (except for some strategically placed soap suds) in this month's GQ!! You're welcome.... ;-)

....It seems that Barbara Walters is not a fan of Bruno. Hmm...perhaps it was the "close-ups of penises"??

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