....28-year-old female baby-sitter schtupping 14-year-old boy she's supposed to be baby-sitting: frowned upon. Asking permission from the boy's mother so they could be a couple: MAJORLY frowned upon. How come nothing like this ever happened to me when I was 14??
....Hmm...Sarah Palin gets hit with her 18th ethics complaint. Self-absorbed, self-serving demagogue and ethical black hole...or the victim of a vast and pervasive Liberal Conspiracy??
....Here's a shock: it appears unlikely that any Democrats will be wanting Sarah Palin to campaign for them.
....Meghan McCain: "Joe The Plumber -- You Can Quote Me -- Is A Dumbass". Consider yourself quuoted....
....News that will shock and surprise you...or maybe not: the Bush Justice Department blacklisted from LGBT and immigrant advocacy groups. Yeah, because democracy and freedom should only be enjoyed by straight, white, Christians....
....Yet another reason you just can't trust a woman, eh??
....Legalizing marijuana in California would raise $1.4 BILLION in tax revenues. Then again, it's not like California needs the money, right?
....Yes, it's true: Barack Obama has balls.
....Stay classy, RJ!! NBA star Richard Jefferson dumped his fiancee just hours before the wedding. This after spending $2 million on the wedding. Hey, I would have done it for half that....
....If you're a Conservative and you can't win with the truth, why not just make $#!& up?
