....I had no idea that Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is a Republican. Why else would he be advocating the murder of President Barack Obama?
....'Tis better to be thought a fool than to be David Arquette and remove all lingering doubt.
....Bill Clinton is now "basically in support" of same-sex marriage. Just a bit late to the party, aren't we? You couldn't have had your "come to Jesus" moment while you were still in office
....So we displayed a few human skulls at roadblocks. It's not like the owners were using them anymore.
....It would be nice to think that Senators like Lindsey Graham (R-SC) could make decisions based on sound, rational reasoning. Then again, the man does have an ego roughly the size of a Buick.
....If you look in the dictionary under "Liar" (and also "Hyprocrite"), the illustration will be a photograph of Sarah Palin. Though she portrays herself as being above conventional politics, she's really no different from any other politician, is she?
....If you can't beat your political opponents based on facts and the truth, why not suggest that she be raped? THAT ought to teach her a lesson she'll never forget, eh?
....'Cuz really...don't we have enough Brown People already??
....Ever wanted to go inside the Redneck Games? Me, neither...but just in case, here's photographic evidence of the madness and debauchery.
...."The World's Best City"? If you put your money on Udaipur, India, it's time to collect your winnings.
