....A word of caution to my (predominantly horny dateless male) readers: if you think that you're going to see a peephole video of ESPN's Erin Andrews in her birthday suit, you can be surprised when the video comes with all sorts of mean, nasty things attached to it.
....And you wonder why I refer to Glenn Beck as The Dumbest (&^%$#@ Human Being on the Face of the Planet ©? Wonder no more....
....How bacon became a weapon of mass destruction. At we'd die wearing a smile, right?
....Stay classy, New York Post!! Somewhere, Walter Cronkite is spinning in his grave, because if this doesn't represent the death of modern journalism, I don't know what does.
....Now CNN's Lou Dobbs is speculating about whether Barack Obama is undocumented. Somewhere Josef Goebbels is cackling like a damn fool....
....I don't know about you, but I'm not big on A-holes.
....Not only was Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal against the stimulus before he was for it, now he's taking credit for it.
....You can surely take it as a (very sad) commentary that Jon Stewart is now considered the most trusted newsman in America.
....If you can't derail health care reform with facts and truth, lies and propaganda will have to do.
....Better to be thought a fool and a bigot than to be Rupert Everett and remove all doubt, eh?
