....Jon Stewart takes on the "birther" movement. Sometimes, it really can be fun to amuse yourself at the expense of the aggressively ignorant, no?
....So fake-boobed homophobe Carrie Prejean has a book deal? I wasn't aware that she even had anything of value to say.
....Another comical display of mental midgetry from The Dumbest (&^%$#@ Human Being on the Face of the Planet ©. Is it humanly possible that an IQ could be measured in negative numbers?
....God loves everyone...even the New York Mets! Now if only the Mets could get some defense and healthy pitching....
....And speaking of the Mets, trading for Jeff Francoeur certainly has been working out well, eh?
....If you had your money on Michael Vick going to a strip club with Allen Iverson being the first thing he would do as a free man...well, it's time to collect your winnings!
....If David Letterman can't understand Twitter, does it really have any utility?
....Arnold's is bigger than yours...his knife, that is.
....It's apparently going to take a brave Republican from the backwoods of Arkansas to cleanse America of that notorious non-American Barack Obama.
....G. Gordon Liddy: proof that sometimes self-parody is the best kind. It doesn't get much sillier than this.
