July 26, 2009 12:33 PM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

....It seems that there are a lot of White folks in positions of power who resent the fact that an African-American is President. Some of these idjits are police officers in Texas. I'm shocked, of course....

....Can anyone tell me why we should even care what the head of the police union in Cambridge, MA, thinks about Barack Obama?

....Barack Obama to Jim DeMint: "Shut up. You're an idiot. You bore me." Well, at least that's what I wish he'd said.

....Imagine chocolate that doesn't melt AND has 90% fewer calories. Women the world over are smiling....

....You may think you're good at sex, but here are 10 things you probably don't know about it...like the fact that 70% of women would rather eat chocolate than have sex. No further comment will be forthcoming....

....Let's just come out and say it: Lou Dobbs is an idiot. Kitty Pilgrim, who guest-hosted Dobbs' program a couple days earlier, debunked the Barack Obama birth certificate "controversy"...before Dobbs returned and resumed beating the drums. Apparently, Dobbs can't be bothered to watch his own program...or think critically. My God, he's like a male version of Nancy Grace in an ill-fitting suit.

....It's not a womb. It's a vessel for the creation of a godly army that will take over the world and impose God's law on the unsaved. Yeah, I know; the folks in the Quiverfull movement are (&^%$#@ nuts.

....Health care reform? I've got coverage...you can damn well get your own.

....Our business is war...and business is very, very good.

....Greetings from Ohio: where women are still property.

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