...."Health care crisis?? What health care crisis? I have GREAT health insurance!" Yeah, well...perhaps if you stepped outside of your country club once in awhile....
....Greetings from Comic-Con 2009! And you think you have trouble getting a date....
....If you can't beat President Obama on the issues, why not just make one up out of whole cloth? Truth is for losers and Libruls.
....OMIGOD!! The Onion has been sold to The Chinese!!!
....The "best" of "Fox and Friends"...where brain-dead isn't just a good idea; it's the law.
....Mark Sanford's out of the country again. Hmm..."hiking the Appalachian Trail" again??
....Does Steve Spurrier not know that Tim Tebow is GOD?? BURN THE HERETIC!!
....No, you can't have more cowbell...but you just might be able to get more "Boehner Beach Party".
....What do you get when you stage a crotch shot of a college quarterback? Well, this might be more than you might have bargained for.
....Yes, apparently college hockey players can be dumb jocks, too....