....Let this serve as an example to all y'all: Zeus does NOT look kindly upon outdoor sex.
....Police and federal agents in California seized $1.2 BILLION worth of marijuana. Doritos' stock price immediately dropped 15% on the news.
....Without Rush Limbaugh's sage counsel, we would NEVER know that Democrats are destroying our economy ON PURPOSE!
....Seeing is believing? Not if you're one of the idjits who still believes that Barack Obama isn't an American citizen.
....If not for The Dumbest (&^%$#@ Human Being on the Face of the Planet ©, who would tell us about Barack Obama's nefarious plan to prop up ACORN and AmeriCorps by deliberately tanking the economy??
....Lou Dobbs: douchenozzle deluxe? Or brave, principled American trying to do the right thing? I'll take door number one, Bob.
....So what it's like being a freshman in college these days? Well, let's just say that thing have changed a bit since I was in those shoes.
....US out of...Buffalo??? Visualize whirled peas...or not, eh?
....When the going gets tough...well, if you live in Alaska, the "tough" quit...and try to make it look as if it's a "win-win" situation for everyone. Let's just say that Sarah Palin is no Bill Egan.
....You mean people don't go to Comic-Con to meet women?