....North Korea has just opened it's first fast-food restaurant. "Uncle Kim's Glorious Burgers of the Revolution" is expected to a huge success...because every North Korean will be expected to eat there at least twice a week. Despite rumors to the contrary, the restaurant's marketing campaign will NOT feature the tagline, "Have it your way!" In North Korea, the customer is NEVER right.
....Who's in charge at CNN, anyway? And how is it that allowing Lou Dobbs to continue being the mouthpiece for the "birther" movement be anything even close to resembling legitimate?
....Yes, Howard Schultz really DOES have a plan for total world domination...and it involves caffeine. Lots and lots of caffeine. Oddly enough, I'm OK with that.
....So Bill Kristol thinks Barack Obama "is an arrogant man"? Wait for it..."uppity black man" coming in 4...3...2....
....Rush Limbaugh: I'm WAY too full of myself AND I have a hyper-inflated sense of self-worth. Yeah, I know; he'd never say it...but a man can dream, no?
....Ever wonder how the media creates a controversy out of whole cloth? Well, here's your sign....
....Sarah Palin has resigned...and David Letterman has lost his biggest source of jokes.
....And if she catches you cheating on her, she WILL kick you ass....
....This just in: Pot calls Kettle black. Film at 11....
....Yes, Scott Roeder succeeding in closing George Tiller's abortion clinic. In the end, though, both side are losers.
