....Israel's latest nefarious plan to conquer the Gaza Strip? if you put your money on "keeping Hamas militants horny and chasing tail"...well, it's time to collect your winning, kimosabe.
....Sean Parnell: Sarah Palin with a penis? Or is there actual, honest-to-God competence to be expected? Alaskans probably deserve to know.
....If you're in New York, and you have an urge to get naked...well, here's your sign....
....Health care crisis? What health care crisis? You're wealthy, Conservative, and have GREAT health care coverage...so where's the crisis, right??
....Does allowing your child to grow to 555 lbs. qualify as child abuse. Well, duhhh....
....Better to be thought a fool, a bigot, and an intellectual midget than to be G. Gordon Liddy and remove all doubt.
....Bill Gates and Steve Jobs: the race towards toward world domination is ON....
....Sorry we're not omniscient. If it would make you feel better, we'd be happy to commit seppuku in Trafalgar Square.
....Among his many other talents and aptitudes, Bill Bennett is also an expert on police procedure...AND he's as arrogant as the day is long.
....Justin Timberlake just opened something you might not have put together previously: an eco-friendly golf course. Game on, eh?
