Go ahead, just try to tell me you aren't crossing off the days on your calendar until next month's debut of the Lingerie Football League.
Ripped straight from the teleptype machine in the "Men Truly ARE Pigs" Department comes the story that the long-awaited opening of the Lingerie Football League is about a month away.
Hey, before you pass off the LFL as a showcase for barely-clad cheesecake...well, the league keeps statistics, don'tchaknow? Yep, there's real standings and statistics...not that the horny, dateless male target demographic will be noticing the leaders in any of the league's statistical categories. No, we...uh, they...will be focused on other things, which is probably just as well, because the quality of play likely isn't to be much to brag about. Then again, when you look like these players, who cares whether anyone knows how to block, tackle, or throw a forward pass? No, most guys are going to be fantasizing about how the can get next to that. Yeah, like THAT'S going to be happening in this lifetime....
Dream on, y'all....
